- You’re curious about BDSM light. What does that acronym stand for again?
- You want to see if Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson produced a decent actor.
- You must know: What is “the red room”? What does “fifty shades” refer to?
- You’ve never heard the words “butt plug” or “vaginal/anal fisting” in a movie and feel it’s about time!
- You need a laugh.
- You want to ponder the question: Is there a difference between “sadist” and “dominant”?
- You’ve heard pubes are back in style and want to see for yourself.
- You think it might bring some spice into your own sex life.
- You want to be current in pop culture and feel that watching the movie will be far easier than reading the book.
- It may be the only time when the “hole in the popcorn box” trick actually works.
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Sandra Knauf is the publisher of Fifty Shades of Green, an anthology of 12 erotic short stories described as “a feminist/gardener/literary answer to Fifty Shades of Grey.”